I made the ill-advised decision to get a Neopets account despite knowing for a fact that I'm shite at being a Neopian. This is my Neoblog. My username is groovylexicon, and one day I will have an Eventide Aisha.

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2 months ago   

i actually sent tnt an editorial question that was basically a truncated, less vulgar version of that last post, jsyk

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2 months ago    |   Tags: neopets   |   Notes: 1

crossposting this from my personal because it’s relevant to this one too:

ok so i’ve been thinking that The Darkest Faerie needs to be remade because it has a lot of potential to be more than just a kitschy thing dorky nostalgic teenagers like me play and here’s what could be added:

  • cutscene animation NOT clearly done by the animation team from video brinquedo (the company that does all those shitty ripoffs of pixar and dreamworks movies)
  • fixes for all those damn glitches
  • location mapping that doesn’t require the player to keep going back and forth through drackon ridge throughout all of act 3 because meridell is blocked
  • a capability to gO BACK AT THE END AND DO ALL THE DAMN SIDEQUESTS GODDAMMIT
  • FUCKING MULTIPLAYER CAPABILITY DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MORE SENSE THIS GAME’S CONCEPT MAKES WHEN YOU ADD MULTIPLAYER CAPABILITY INSTEAD OF IT BEING SINGLE-PLAYER ONLY

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2 months ago    |   Notes: 118

  • plot twist: im not a baby scorchio
  • plot twist: im not an angry pteri
  • plot twist: im not a neopian
  • plot twist: i dont have a life
  • plot twist: a np doesn't make Olivia holla
  • plot twist: Rachie is perfectly sane
  • plot twist: the only thing Barbs is bound to is my bed
  • plot twist: Cory has no tattoos
  • plot twist: im a perfectly regular kau
  • plot twist: someone helped put out my fire
  • plot twist: my name is actually valentina
  • plot twist: ive never sold my nudes for np
  • plot twist: i neopets all the time
  • plot twist: i can't put anything here because someone did for me
  • plot twist: im converted
  • plot twist: prejudice doesn't go well with poogles
  • plot twist: I don't have neopoints and I don't have bitches.
  • plot twist: im not skinny
  • plot twist: I'm not a polish squid
  • plot twist: I'm not a naleap or a reading game for kids
  • plot twist: Layton Vickles isn't ticklish
  • plot twist: you can't french a gnorbu
  • plot twist: there's only one space faerie
  • plot twist: i'm not clumsy, nor do i bump into things
  • plot twist: in reality I'm a basic kougra
  • plot twist: I don't like blizzards but it rhymed
  • plot twist: I've never defended Neopia
  • plot twist: i'm actually an ummagine
  • plot twist: my url is super creative and funny
  • plot twist: dicks
  • plot twist: I'm not really a girl - I mean boy
  • plot twist: i'm not just pathetic in neopia
Source: teh-xwee-board

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3 months ago    |   Tags: neopets  

my daily interest just went up by one neopoint without me depositing anything

waht

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3 months ago    |   Tags: neopets   |   Notes: 3

i love how the seeker opponents have basically been the lab ray scientist’s steampunk cousin, a guy with an anime emo haircut, and teddy roosevelt

and i think to myself

what a wonderful faction

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3 months ago    |   Notes: 4
sunshine-the-werewolf: thepatheticneopian: im sorry but if you think seekers are lame or boring because they’re the least morally ambiguous of the factions you’re wrong WHEN AND WHY DID I START FOLLOWING A NEOPETS BLOGI DON’T REMEMBER THIS i get the feeling that half my followers say these exact words every time they see one of my posts on their dash

sunshine-the-werewolf:

thepatheticneopian:

im sorry but if you think seekers are lame or boring because they’re the least morally ambiguous of the factions you’re wrong

WHEN AND WHY DID I START FOLLOWING A NEOPETS BLOG

I DON’T REMEMBER THIS

i get the feeling that half my followers say these exact words every time they see one of my posts on their dash

Source: thepatheticneopian

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3 months ago    |   Tags: neopets   |   Notes: 4
im sorry but if you think seekers are lame or boring because they’re the least morally ambiguous of the factions you’re wrong

im sorry but if you think seekers are lame or boring because they’re the least morally ambiguous of the factions you’re wrong

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3 months ago    |   Tags: neopets i'm playing it anyway cuz bitch nostalgia too bomb  

i now know why no one talks about The Darkest Faerie

because TNT was in their “lol what is beta testing” stage when they made it

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3 months ago    |   Tags: neopets THE WAR   |   Notes: 1

my first-wave soundtrack was stuff like “Unstoppable” by Kat Deluna and “Bossy” by Kelis because I was whooping major ass

my second-wave playlist is just “I Don’t Care” by Fall Out Boy because I suck now but I don’t care because a fight’s a fight and hte progress bar’s getting full whether I win or lose

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3 months ago    |   Notes: 1

  • Question: WHY IS THE SECOND WAVE SO DIFFICULT, MY PETS AREN'T READY FOR THIS *cries forever* Hi, I'm Lurid. - ask-seraph
  • Answer:

    hello friend

    the second wave is hard for everyone

    it doesn’t help that going from 8 HP at the lowest difficulty to fuckign 35 or some shit is an absolutely ridiculous difficulty curve